These are the paired heirs, their positions, and their numbers:

  1. Madame Sun Lin Hoo, cook Jake Wexler, standing or sitting when not laying down
  2. Turtle Wexler, witch Flora Baumbach, dressmaker
  3. Christos Theodorakis, birdwatcher D. Denton Deere, intern, St. Joseph's Hospital, Department of Plastic Surgery
  4. Alexander McSouthers, Doorman J. J. Ford, judge, Appellate Division of the State Supreme Court
  5. Grace Windsor Wexler, heiress James Shin Hoo, restauranteur
  6. Berthe Erica Crow, Good Salvation Soup Kitchen Otis Amber, deliverer
  7. Theo Theodorakis, brother Doug Hoo, first in all-state high school mile run
  8. Sydelle Pulaski, secretary to the president Angela Wexler, none